Thursday, August 19, 2010


Instead of saying "Fasten your seat belt, it's the law" why don't signs say "Fasten your seat belt because someone needs you?"

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

*Brains* Did you know?

1. You blink more than 15,000 times a day.
2. You breathe 23,000 times a day.
3. Coca cola originally contained cocaine.
4. 23% of photocopiers worldwide faulted because people sat on them and tried to photocopy their butts.
5. Males think about sex every 7 seconds.
6. Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Together it forms water to take out fire.
7.Grapes explode when  you put them in a microwave.
8. "Testify" comes from Rome where men used to swear in court on their testicles to a statement.
9. No piece of dry square paper can be folded more than 7 times.
10. Mickey Mouse was originally Mortimer Mouse
11. The longest movie ever it 87 hours called "The Cure for Insomnia"
12. The ozone layer is about 1/8 inch thick.
13. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
14. There is 0 gravity at the center of the earth.
15. All planets rotate anticlockwise except Venus
16. My Country Tis of Thee was the US Anthem until 1931
17. Carrots have 0 fat content.
18.Watermelons and lettuce at 97% water.